Houston, we have a problem...

Momma is softie for this cute Luke boy and doesn't know what to do!

Luke, Luke, Luke...
Little boy don't you know that climbing on the table is dangerous?
Danger? I laugh in the face of danger! Ah-Ha-ha-ha!

This shot... oh this shot!
It's a money shot!
{enter Johnny Manziel money sign here}

You turkey!
You've fallen so many times and you still persist!
Where did this hardheadedness come from? 
I'm going to go with- Your father.

You get up there, do you're little table happy dance, and then want Momma to get you down???
You got yourself up, you can get yourself down!
OH what am I saying??? Come here you cute little boy you! {picks up baby and kisses him}
Enrolling in "Softie Momma needs to Harden up Class" now... 
Although, I'm afraid I'll flunk.